Feb. 23rd, 2012

yawamnemarusya: (Default)

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party.

We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet
 and put the cat in the backyard. 
 We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and
 we opened the front door to leave the house. 

The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want
 the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. 
 
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat
 runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't
 want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she
 explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going
 upstairs to say Goodnight to my mother." 
 
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as
 we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke
 her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I
 grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her
 from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw
 her out into the back yard!" 
 
The cab driver hit a parked car.


yawamnemarusya: (Default)




Люди, кто занимается, занимался, безуспешно занимался или собирается безуспешно заниматься изучением НИДЕРЛАНДСКАГА языка!!!!

Кричу!!! )

Profile

yawamnemarusya: (Default)
yawamnemarusya

September 2012

S M T W T F S
      1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819 202122
23242526272829
30      

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Sep. 24th, 2017 04:53 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios