Quiz

Jul. 3rd, 2011 10:42 am
yawamnemarusya: (Default)
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a little one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Obama is one.

Micky Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfield is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took three.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's

What is it?

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The answer is: A last name
yawamnemarusya: (Default)
Завтра - 9-е марта.
Хочу обьявить его днём сопротивления.
Сопротивляться начинаю прямо сейчас.
Сопротивляюсь.

Кому, чему?
1. Зиме.
2. Холодище, морозам и метелям.
3. Слишком медленному приходу и быстрому уходу весны.
4. Снегу, грязному снегу, новому снегу в марте, снегу во всех его видах.


Мои способы сопротивления:

Дома цветут
1. Нарциссы
2. Олеандр
3. Гибискусы
4. Верба


Лозунги и транспаранты:

В душе цветёт Любовь!
Мир прекрасен даже зимой!!
Весна, весна, мы ждём тебя!!!






yawamnemarusya: (Default)

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:  Eat and drink what you like.  Speaking English is apparently what kills you!

yawamnemarusya: (Default)


Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it ... Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.
Want to live longer? Take a nap.

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yawamnemarusya: (Default)
My darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX






P.S. Your girlfriend called.

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